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2/6/14
Caliban’s Newer & groovier chore list

 I know that perchance thy also thinks that  Caliban’s old Lord was mad, but now that I’m Caliban’s new “God” I shall not let It be miserable while being under my sight, so I thought Ten new laws that It shall follow ‘til the end of his moons, but less scurvy and even funnier than it’s last ones.

1.       Caliban shall always finish his speak with a “prithee! Master save this monkey”.

2.       Caliban shall take a cup of liquor from the house jug before the sunrise.

3.       Caliban shall wake his master after drinking the cup of liquor, dancing and singing the follow “Oh master! Oh master! Open ty eyes and waver thy arms in the air like thy does not care”, afterwards we shall dance ‘till seven o’clock.

4.       Caliban shall go and hunt our morning food and bring our daily wood riding a board skate.

5.       While I cook the morning food, Caliban shall excellently venerate my cooking and dance to mother’s Mary rasp, otherwise I shall torment it.

6.       Caliban shall eat and leave first in every day’s food.

7.       So it can lay down the funky and play the groovy while I enjoy my plate.

8.       It shall take my hounds and burglarize twelve of any liquor jugs before sunset.

9.       It shall clean my & its gabardines without making a single ‘peep.

10.   At midnight He shall drink a whole jug of his own liquor.

2/6/14

A NEW LAD! (or not ?)

What I shalt say, think or toss if I ever presence another one, like me? That something I ask thy ‘cuz I don’t know. I have being in this hot blooded place, by myself hurrying and bumping everything since I know, which means that I have never seen someone else. With dexterously I shall say that if someone like thy appeared around me, I would first distinguish the man or woman from me, so I make sure it shall not be a demon trying to torment me mimicking me, if the last isn’t true, I shall speak to the man or woman to see if can he or she be a good lad like I and thy.  Afterwards I shall generously offer the lad a majestic dinner that won’t be forgotten, then I shall please the lad with my music and magic pranks to the bloodiest spirits, so for she or he realizes what a powerful ally they had done.

But sometimes life can be a torment, and it may happen that this being that I considered my lad shall be, not a demon nor spirit, but a traitor.  If it so I shall send that obscene being below the ground with my powerful power, because sometimes being lonely than misplaced with a wrong lad.

I hope thy to have a good night.