2/6/14
Caliban’s Newer & groovier chore list
I know that perchance thy also thinks that Caliban’s old Lord was mad, but now that I’m Caliban’s new “God” I shall not let It be miserable while being under my sight, so I thought Ten new laws that It shall follow ‘til the end of his moons, but less scurvy and even funnier than it’s last ones.
Caliban’s Newer & groovier chore list
I know that perchance thy also thinks that Caliban’s old Lord was mad, but now that I’m Caliban’s new “God” I shall not let It be miserable while being under my sight, so I thought Ten new laws that It shall follow ‘til the end of his moons, but less scurvy and even funnier than it’s last ones.
1.
Caliban shall always finish his speak with a “prithee!
Master save this monkey”.
2.
Caliban
shall take a cup of liquor from the house jug before the sunrise.
3.
Caliban
shall wake his master after drinking the cup of liquor, dancing and singing the
follow “Oh master! Oh master! Open ty eyes and waver thy arms in the air like thy
does not care”, afterwards we shall dance ‘till seven o’clock.
4.
Caliban
shall go and hunt our morning food and bring our daily wood riding a board
skate.
5.
While I cook
the morning food, Caliban shall excellently venerate my cooking and dance to
mother’s Mary rasp, otherwise I shall torment it.
6.
Caliban
shall eat and leave first in every day’s food.
7.
So it can lay
down the funky and play the groovy while I enjoy my plate.
8.
It shall
take my hounds and burglarize twelve of any liquor jugs before sunset.
9.
It shall clean
my & its gabardines without making a single ‘peep.
10.
At midnight
He shall drink a whole jug of his own liquor.
2/6/14
A NEW LAD! (or not ?)
What I shalt say, think or toss if I ever presence another
one, like me? That something I ask thy ‘cuz I don’t know. I have being in this
hot blooded place, by myself hurrying and bumping everything since I know,
which means that I have never seen someone else. With dexterously I shall say
that if someone like thy appeared around me, I would first distinguish the man
or woman from me, so I make sure it shall not be a demon trying to torment me mimicking
me, if the last isn’t true, I shall speak to the man or woman to see if can he
or she be a good lad like I and thy. Afterwards
I shall generously offer the lad a majestic dinner that won’t be forgotten,
then I shall please the lad with my music and magic pranks to the bloodiest
spirits, so for she or he realizes what a powerful ally they had done.
But sometimes life can be a torment, and it may happen that
this being that I considered my lad shall be, not a demon nor spirit, but a
traitor. If it so I shall send that obscene being
below the ground with my powerful power, because sometimes being lonely than
misplaced with a wrong lad.
I hope thy to have a good night.